I want your pussy on my face, now.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
Goodnight everyone, sleep well!
me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you
my child: i wanna be a police officer
me: no bitch pick another one